Compliance with the USA PATRIOT Act has never been easier, thanks to
Sybase's PATRIOTcompliance Solution. It integrates your existing
customer and transaction information systems into a consolidated
compliance system that detects unusual activity and automates its
investigation and resolution in a timely, secure and meticulously
documented manner.
The John Ashcroft police state,
brought to you by
Sybase. I love the part about
automation and detection. Erosion of civil liberties encoded in SQL.
I couldn't tell if this is a spoof or not. The sybase-ads.com domain is registered to Evolution Bureau, a high-concept advertising firm that specializes in websites and software to go along with ad campaigns. All of the examples there are similarly on the edge between creepy and corporate, but there's too much work there to be someone just playing around. The clincher is the page on sybase.com itself. High farce that it's not clear if "Compliance or Consequences" is a parody or the real thing.
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