I'm feeling a bit homesick today. Nothing serious but I'm missing
my cat, burritos, dogshit-free sidewalks, and running errands without
linguistic adventures. But what I'm most homesick for now is an
American shower.
The French may have given the world the bidet, but they have
alarmingly bad showers. Shower curtains and sprayers are considered optional.
It's common to find hotels with nothing but a tub and a handheld
sprayer on a flexible hose. You cower in one corner of the tub,
awkwardly holding the sprayer above you with one hand while trying to
wash with the other. You rush and try your best not to spray outside
the tub, but are inevitably ashamed of the
swampy mess the bathroom has become.
A good American shower is a sybaritic pleasure. A solid watertight
enclosure, allowing splashing and spraying with no fear. A large, high
flow showerhead hung about 2 meters overhead, spraying out and down to
soak you. The best showers are large enough that you can stand fully
in the shower without the water touching you, but even the usual
bathtub arrangement allows plenty of room for soaping, relaxing,
lounging.