Hey, Goat, you writing your blog?
Go away, Rat.
You know, I like blogs... I really do... You know why?
Go away, Rat.
Because they provide their frustrated creator with the delusional
outlet of being a published author, sort of like how the prison
warden lets the psychotic inmate scribble "poetry" on the cell wall so
he doesn't beat his bunkmate with a toilet seat.
Perhaps you didn't like that analogy.
From today's awesome
Pearls Before Swine, a
comic
strip from
Stephan
Pastis.